SCP-173

SCP-173, or as he calls himself, "Geem," is a kidney stone that Pablo Escobar passed, which flung and hit him in the head, killing Escobar. Geem was born on Earth 893.

Geem is married to SCP-049, who he affectionately calls "Sandwich Making Bitch."

The divorce was overruled by the court because she makes great BLTs.

He is also the father to Goop Snoop, who snoops his goops everyday of the week.

His occupation is with The Lizard Men.