Goop Snoop

Goop Snoop is a BLT that was prepared by SCP-049. This sandwich was left out for 5 weeks until she gave the snack to her husband, Geem. He didn't eat it because it had legs, and promptly asked for another sandwich. He had an attachment, though, so he kept the sandwich and named him Gupil Snupins. Gupil created his nickname when he figured out that he was a gay cross-dresser, thinking that it was the female version of his name. He met his love in a French restaurant, named Frogilli. They got married on Jewmas and bought a dolphin as a celebratory pet. The dolphin said "Ich bin Adolf Hitler," therefore naming itself Hitler.